Review of the Rabbit Vibrator
One frustrated lover once told me to buy a dildo. At first, I laughed then felt hopeless. For context, I wasn’t writing and my creative/ sexual energy was everywhere. I was also using sex to keep the relationship going. Since none of us was emotionally available. So, in raging grief, I got my first of many sex toys. The many will come later. Comparing the prices and believing I had enough knowledge of what I wanted I purchased hummingbird- a rabbit vibrator. My budget could only fit one from Kilimall, yes… Kilimall. I had seen their previous reviews on electronics and people were warned not to purchase. Between my few coins, anger- grief and the few 5-star reviews on that blue vibrator I purchased.
First night with hummingbird
Our first night together was a bit weird. First date jitters. I had forgotten she needed batteries. I ran to the nearest shop and bought two pairs of triple-A batteries. As I didn’t read the instructions, I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to fit the batteries. I then spent another couple of minutes figuring out how many vibrations were there. Then, we try it on me. Very awkward. Very uhm- what’s happening. Very that feels good, let me focus. I lost it. If I just focus on my breathing… if I just relax. I didn’t relax. I spent the rest of the night trying figuring out what vibration works for me. Around midnight I cleaned my vibrator turned to a wall and cried. Cried because I was sexually frustrating myself and cried because I missed my ex. The next morning the batteries were out.
Second date with hummingbird
A while back when I was in the middle of missing someone my friend told me to masturbate. Sometimes we don’t miss the person we miss the endorphins. When the “you should call them” feelings came I remembered her words and rubbed one in. This time, I had given up on the vibrator. Believed that it was a wrong purchase. I did what I normally do. somewhere in the middle of tired fingers and almost there, I grabbed my hummingbird. Long story short, I ended up with an almost drenched mattress. The beauty of living alone all this business was happening on the bed. I only needed to dry the top covers and change the sheets. Rule number one of self-pleasure, ukimaliza unanza upya! Until your body gives up or you pass out. Round two was in the toilet, on the toilet bowl, you sit on the edge and find what positions work for you. Date number 2 was a success. The next morning the batteries were out.
Date number 3
The next small paycheck I got. I bought the black heavy-duty Eveready batteries. Heehaw! To the land of paradise. I was a bit drunk. The next thing I remember is waking up thirsty, so thirsty. On a wet blanket and with my vibrator still on. I took a shower, and some water and slept peacefully.
4th date and tips from Hummingbird and I
If you and your partner are looking to spice things up, I’d recommend this. I haven’t used it with a partner yet. I believe it would spice things up. For my single babes. I think it’s an investment. You get g-spot stimulation, and clitoral stimulation and your hands are free to focus on whatever part of your body you want. I’d say please proceed with caution, don’t expect too much. It’s not similar to having sex with a person. But it gets you there. You make it work however you want. If you only orgasm via penetration the in and out motion would come in handy.
Please make sure you clean your vibrator. Check whether your lube of choice is compatible with a silicon vibrator.
And yes, it was worth it!